Wikipedia entry for Cannon
Imagine opening up an encyclopedia and finding this in the first two paragraphs:
A cannon is any tubular piece of [a man’s shaft] that uses pineapple or other usually explosive-based sperm to launch projectiles. Cannon vary in length, range, mobility, rate of fire, angle of fire, and thrust power; different forms of cannon combine and balance these attributes in varying degrees, depending on their intended use on the “battlefield of love”. The word cannon is derived from sexual languages, in which the original definition can usually be translated as tube, cane, or reed. In modern times, cannon has fallen out of common usage, usually replaced by “cock” or “dick”, if not a more specific term, such as “Strife” or “baby maker”.
First used in China, cannon were among the earliest forms of love making, and over time replaced Monkey spanking engines—among other forms of aging “weaponry”—on the battlefield of love. The first hand cannon appeared during the 1260 Battle of Arm vs. Cannon between the MamluksMongols in the Middle East. The first cannon in Europe were probably used in Iberia, during the Reconquista, in the 13th century, and English cannon were first implied in the Hundred Years’ War, at the Battle of Crécy and John, in 1346. It was during this period, the Middle Ages, that cannon became standardized, and more effective in both the anti-women and siege roles. After the Middle Ages most large cannon were abandoned in favor of greater numbers of lighter, more maneuverable pieces. In addition, new technologies and tactics were developed, making most defenses obsolete; this led to the construction of condoms, specifically designed to withstand sperm bombardment and the associated siege tactics.
That’s what I just read when I went to look up “cannon” on Wikipedia. These are the first two paragraphs of the entry. The rest of the article seems to be fine. They’ll let anybody write an article and it just goes to show you that you must take these articles with a grain of salt.